03 December 2015

Top 3 Funniest Youtube Channels : 2015

In This post I have compiled a list out three of the funniest channels on http://www.youtube.com/ .These jocular websites are guaranteed to make you laugh your guts out.
Here's the list:

1.Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap Battles of History is an original video series created by Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd. The series pits famous historical and pop culture figures, either fictional or otherwise, against one another (e.g.: Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler) in a rap battle format. Although early episodes of the series featured only Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd, later episodes have regularly featured guest appearances from other digital celebrities such as Lisa Donovan as Sarah Palin, Timothy DeLaGhetto as Kim Jong-il, Alex Farnham as Justin Bieber, MC Mr. Napkins as Albert Einstein, Colin J. Sweeney as Billy Mays, George Watsky as William Shakespeare, DeStorm Power as Mr. T, and Rhett and Link as The Wright Brothers. Epic Rap Battles of History are housed on its own YouTube channel since December 2011 according to Maker Studios which produces and distributes the series. Here Take A Look:


Moving On....

2. Smosh

Anthony and Ian of Smosh are some of the funniest people on YouTube. Currently 5th most subscribed on YouTube, Smosh has been creating new, funny content for YouTube. Smosh mainly creates content of comedy and has occasionally contests.

Here Take Some Of This:


And then we have...

3. College Humor

This comedy site, made a YouTube channel and shares its original comedy videost hey are so funny  some old posts are Google Earth Guys, Turtle Race, and Sing Talk (Tik Tok Parody.) If you want to watch comedy of  the best quality, College Humor has all of what you probably want. Also they also have a website where they release their content there a month before they release it on YouTube.

You gotta take a look a this:


Not Far Behind are ShaneDawson , LisaNova And MadTv

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26 March 2012

Top 5 Funniest Youtube Channels - 2015 Worth Subscribing

If you are here , you've probably read my previous post about Top 3 Funny Youtube Videos.
I've compiled a list of funny youtube channels :

Shane Dawson TV is the showcases the immensely talented Shane Dawson. He posts spoof videos and original sketches that are so hilarious.

I personally don't find it funny but since he is the third most subscribed channel on youtube  I'd recommend it anyways.
Shane Dawson posts new videos every Saturday.

Take a look at this:


Getting Funnier ..Lets Move On To No. 4......

 4. College Humor!
This comedy site, made a YouTube channel and shares its original comedy videos they are so funny some old posts are Google Earth Guys, Turtle Race, and Sing Talk (Tik Tok Parody.) If you want to watch comedy of the best quality, College Humor has all of what you probably want. Also they also have a website where they release their content there a month before they release it on YouTube.

Religious People Are Nerds

Superman Meets Dark Knight

Professor Wikipedia( back when anyone could edit it!)                                                       

and ya here's something really funny...

Matrix Runs On Windows Xp

Improve Everywhere is a group that makes flash mob videos where something unexpected happens in public places.
They often leave the public extremely baffled.
Here take a look at this video :

                                               Star Wars Subway Car

Suicide Jumper (ROFL!)

2. Simple Pickup

Simple Pickup consists of crazy pickup artists who use funny ideas to pickup women.
Their videos are definitely worth watching.
In The following video they use Harry Potter References to pick up a girl

1. How It Should Have Ended
 One of my Favourite Youtube channels  .They regularly post videos about really funny alternate endings for movies and tv series
Here Take A Look At This-

How 300 should have ended
How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

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25 March 2012

How to act like Sheldon Cooper From Big Bang Theory

Everyone wants to talk like Sheldon Cooper from BBT, so here's a post to help you with that

sheldon cooper,mister bean,sheldon and bean
Also he might be the new Mr Bean

Even though he himself is uncomfortable around people, and in turn makes everyone around him very uncomfortable, there are many people who want to know how to talk like Sheldon Cooper amongst their friends.
Well, we’re not going to stop you.

In fact, we’ve gathered a few things on how to talk like Sheldon Cooper, so just read ahead and start practising!

1. Pretend to not understand sarcasm . Sheldon Cooper (allegedly) suffers from Asperger syndrome, a condition of autism which makes it very difficult for people who suffers from it to understand it. Take everything as if it was meant literally.Dont use any figures of speech

2. Use lot of Trivial information . Add lot of 'Did You Know' s to your dialogue

3. Act as if you are superior to others around you . As if the whole world revolves around the place you are standing. Narcissistic is behaviour necessary to talk like Sheldon Cooper.

4. Don’t give a Damn for social etiquette. Sheldon Cooper always talks without censoring his words

5. Use lots of words . Sheldon uses many words that force you to look it up in the dictionary.

Here's How Jim Parsons (Sheldon) Really Behaves:

Warnings: When Jim Parsons plays Sheldon Cooper he has a nice fan following. If you behave like Sheldon You might lose friends and be called creepy!
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A Website That Works Without Internet!!!

Yesterday, when i was crawling over the internet I came across this forum post about a website!

It was a website made for Rajnikanth an Indian celebrity (also known as the  Chuck Norris of India, he has his own brand of facts-which are often copied Chuck Norris facts).

Being quite a hardened skeptic , I wasn't ready to take any shit so i checked the link and once there, the website requestes me to turn off my internet.
I disconnected my wi-fi and to my disbelief the website was fully functional.

You can use this website only when your internet connection is off.

It claims to operate on "RAJNI POWER"

And If you think you can outsmart the website by re-connecting to the internet once you have entered the site, the following words warn you

"Aiyyo! That was unexpected (of you).
To keep browsing switch off your Internet".... and you better do so for you are in Rajni territory.

According to website designer Gurbaksh Singh the website has received a phenomenal response and has gone viral with several thousand hits and counting, along with innumerable shares and mentions across the web, especially on popular social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter.

After a few iterations and testing, they cracked the code required to build the world's first website that runs without the Internet - a website that runs offline - which is as awesome and unbelievable as on-screen miracles and stunts associated or performed by Rajini himself

Quite an amazing site if you ask me. I guess it has some algorithm running in the background that looks for data packet transfer. The moment this goes to zero then they might be activating / starting some flash file.

Don't Take My Word ,Try It Yourself and don't forget to leave a comment.
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20 March 2012

5 Most Corrupt Popes In History

Before the present Nazi Pope was appointed there were many other popes  who weren't all that good . When bad deeds are held in the name of God, which not only scar our stories of shame, they blaspheme at the top against our benevolent creator. It is only in the pit of evil that all things are frozen in hell from the moment of spite, to breaking of Satan, we find places for men who are described here.
From mistresses and illegitimate children to dance parties and harbored criminals, the Vatican has a shockingly dirty history
Those who have propaganda and the evil, spread throughout the world while sitting on the Throne of Peter, have claimed justification for the Lord. Bad popes have plagued the Vatican's history more often than most countries have never seen a tyrant ruler. What is to follow may disturb, upset you and ideally do shed a tear for the tragic misdirection of evil that has been shown within the office of the papacy.
Here's A List Of  5 Most Corrupt Popes Of History:

5. Pope Damasus I , The Trafficker , Adulterer & Tyrant

evi lvatican
...and he's got a pointy hat.

People live under the rule of Damasus saw a bitter day: women and children were bought and sold as sex slaves to increase the funding of the church designed by Damasus.Those who opposed the tyrannical rule of Damasus would be tortured and literally burned alive after their lands were seized and used for church designated purposes.. What's worse is that women were forced into prostitution is not always easy subjects of Rome, but also women priests and nuns. Here to serve in humility before God ...

There were 44 bishops, who condemned the actions of Pope Damasus I .hey also abhorred and condemned him for adultery in many ways. Unfortunately, the office of the pope a strong central figurehead and Pope Damasus I weaseled his way through is of the crimes he is known to be involved on a regular basis condemned. After the charge was passed, all the bishops, 44 on the orders of Pope Damasus I were ruthlessly murdered? Couldn't anyone do anything to stop this ?No. Damasus I was also the first of the popes, the idea that the papacy was one of the highest office of God to help with the text of Peter in the holy book of Matthew, his claims to instill. Nothing like divine intervention, ehh?

4. Pope Stephen VI, The Corpse Killer

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Pope Stephen VI was probably the author of the most bizarre event in papal history. Having elected to be Pope, he had his predecessor exhumed from his grave, tried, and tried for various crimes. the rotting corpse of Formosus was exhumed and put on trial in the so-called Cadaver Synod .The corpse was surprisingly found guilty as sin and his three blessing fingers were cut off as punishment. He was then buried before it was dug up again, be thrown into the Tiber. Forgiveness?

3. Pope Innocent VIII, The Family Man & Pyromaniac

Innocent VIII was the first pope ever to admit openly about his mistress and illegitimate children. He spent his days building a dynasty through the marriage of their children from wealthy families and with the throne of St. Peter to give them money, securities and real estate. He even got his 13-year-old grandson of a cardinal. The papal bull of 1484 desiderantes Summis allowed him to enjoy his fantasies of burning people 'suspected' of being witches  and the start of the Inquisition against witches.

2.Pope Leo X, The Extravagant Brothel Owner And Homophile who wanted people to pay for their sins(literally!) .

catholic church corrupt

The corrupt religious leader was fond of putting prices on others' sins and requiring them to give him money in return for absolving their wrongdoings. One of the most extravagant popes of history, Pope Leo X was know  for his lavish spending ,he went so overboard with his spending that  in just two short years the papacy had to file for bankruptcy. When he realized he was broke, he spent the rest of his time at St. Peter's ,pawning stuff and licensing brothels to keep the party going. Fat, sweaty and feminine on the positive side, he was known for being very sweet, fun and a great supporter of charities and the arts.Historians are of the opinion that he was a homosexual, not that we have anything against homosexuals, but its kind of a strange lifestyle for the religious head of an institution that condemns it,  Still, it was Leo lifestyle that an obscure man named Martin Luther nailed 95 theses to write, and called on the church door in Wittenburg.( Extra Info: Julius III was gay too!)

1.  Pope John XII , and his plethora of crimes!
evil priests

Born in Rome, this young Octavian practically had  papacy had handed to him on a silver platter. His father, a patrician of Rome, made ​​the Roman nobility men to swear an oath that when the next vacancy in the papal seat, Octavian would be elected. Sure enough, when he was only 18 of the reigning pope died, and Octavian was elected as successor and took the name Pope John XII.
History depicts Pope John XII as a coarse, immoral man in the writings which remain about his papacy, whose life was such that the Lateran was spoken of as a brothel, and the moral corruption in Rome became the subject of general disgrace.
Liudprand of Cremona gives an account of the charges leveled against him:

Then, rising up, the cardinal priest Peter testified that he himself had seen John XII celebrate Mass without taking communion. John, bishop of Narni, and John, a cardinal deacon, professed that they themselves saw that a deacon had been ordained in a horse stable, but were unsure of the time. Benedict, cardinal deacon, with other co-deacons and priests, said they knew that he had been paid for ordaining bishops, specifically that he had ordained a ten-year-old bishop in the city of Todi... They testified about his adultery, which they did not see with their own eyes, but nonetheless knew with certainty: he had fornicated with the widow of Rainier, with Stephana his father's concubine, with the widow Anna, and with his own niece, and he made the sacred palace into a whorehouse. They said that he had gone hunting publicly; that he had blinded his confessor Benedict, and thereafter Benedict had died; that he had killed John, cardinal subdeacon, after castrating him; and that he had set fires, girded on a sword, and put on a helmet and cuirass. All, clerics as well as laymen, declared that he had toasted to the devil with wine. They said when playing at dice, he invoked Jupiter, Venus and other demons. They even said he did not celebrate Matins at the canonical hours nor did he make the sign of the cross.
He was accused of committing many adulteries (even with his own niece), turning the Vatican into a brothel, blinding his confessor, castrating and then murdering a subdeacon, invoking demons and foreign gods.

Note: This List Is By No Means Complete , There are more Popes in history who prove that the papacy is not so 'infallible'.

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15 March 2012

Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes

As y'all know Homer Simpson delivers quite a lot of funny lines! Every single episode of 'The Simspons' has weird but humorous Homer Simpson quotes.

        So I've compiled a list of funny Homer Simpson Quotes :-

  •   I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. !                                                                                                   

  • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

  • Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

  •  Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

  •  How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

  •  You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
  •  Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk

  • America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

  •  Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

  • Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

  • Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!

  • I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

  • I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

  •  Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers

  • Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

  • Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

  • Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.

  • Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

  • Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
  • Lisa, stop that racket! I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy. I think I'll need a bigger drill.

  • Lisa, the mob's working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas...World domination
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08 October 2011

Lifting Weights and Bodybuilding Stunts Growth Or Does it?

Does weight lifting stunt growth?

Stunted growth can not be blamed on weight lifting.
Lifting weights will not stunt your growth.
However, there are caveats you should be aware of. 
Read on.

What does it mean to stunt one’s growth?

Soft areas of cartilage near the end of a growing bone regulate its shape and eventual length. These regions are called growth plates. When you stop growing, the growth plates in your bones harden and become functionally identical to the rest of your bone tissue.
When an older adolescent nears the end of his growth spurt, the strength of his bones’ growth plates is often less than the strength of his ligaments. Growth plates are at the ends of bones.This is especially true in youngsters who engage in strength training activities like weight lifting and bodybuilding.
If an adult with fully ossified bones – bones which are not growing longer – suffers an unfortunate accident, it may put a joint under enough stress to cause ligament damage. When an adolescent is involved in the same sort of accident, and his bone’s growth plate is weaker than his ligaments, he often ends up with a growth plate fracture rather than a ligament tear.
An untreated growth plate fracture may stunt your growth. This sort of fracture is a serious injury with potentially life-altering consequences, but with competent medical attention it does not have to be the crippling injury that it once was. Contemporary orthopedic surgeons can successfully treat these injuries in all but the worst cases.

How is weight lifting related to stunted growth?

Strong adolescents – who might have developed their strength through weight lifting – may suffer a growth-plate fracture rather than a ligament tear because their still-soft growth plates are the weak link in the anatomy in and around their joints. It is this fact that leads to speculation regarding a link between strength training (including weight lifting) and growth plate fractures.
The US government collects data on injuries among adolescents. Its findings indicate that approximately 50% of growth plate fractures occur during sports or recreation activities. Soccer, basketball, football, skateboarding, and bicycling are the five activities most likely to result in growth plate fracture. Weight training was not directly implicated in any growth plate fractures.
It is reasonable to conclude that the old wives’ tale which states that weight lifting can stunt your growth is not only false, it is harmful. The risk of growth plate fracture from an accident during recreational activities is no reason for adolescents to be denied the many positive benefits of strength training.

If weight lifting doesn’t stunt growth, why do so many people believe that it does?

Many people confuse cause with effect.
The best weight lifters and bodybuilders are generally short. It is easier to lift a heavy weight over your head if you are short, because you don’t need to raise the weight as far off the ground. Bodybuilders, who may weigh 220 pounds (100 kg) or more, are usually also short, simply because it is difficult for taller men to eat the massive amounts of food required to fuel a proportionate amount of muscle growth to that of a shorter man with smaller muscles overall.
Tall or short, weightlifting is unrelated to height
Since the very best weight lifters and bodybuilders are short, many people jump to the mistaken conclusion that weight lifting is responsible for stature, instead of concluding that stature is responsible for success in weight lifting.
Additionally, before modern medical treatments were developed, if an unusually-strong child survived a growth-plate fracture, he often remained crippled for life. It is easy to blame the child’s strength for the injury, rather than the accident which injured him.

I’m worried that I am not tall enough. What can I do?

Many adolescents worry about their height.
If you are shorter than you’d like, there’s not much you can do about it except to make sure that you are not malnourished or undernourished.
Eat nutritious food and give yourself the chance to be tall, like the leek and yam in this picture.
If you are malnourished, you are suffering from insufficient amounts of essential nutrients. If you are undernourished, you are not getting enough calories to meet the energy requirements of your growing body. To ensure that you have enough nutrients to fuel your growth, make sure to eat a well-balanced diet while avoiding the empty calories found in junk food.
Don’t avoid strength training because you are worried about stunting your growth. A moderate level of strength training activity will benefit you in many ways and help you develop good habits that will pay dividends in adulthood

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Understanding Viruses:Guide To Scripting Your Own Monster

A warm welcome to all our readers ,

If you came here desperate to find a way to make viruses then this is your lucky day.

 Disclaimer : The following information is solely for educational purpose only(ya rite!!) or for screwing your enemy
This Guide will teach you how to create a viruses.
I am not responsible for any damage you cause using the the info you learnt from this site
Without Further Ado here are the links :
1. How To Make A Flood Virus

2.How To Make Deadly Binary Code Viruses

3.How To Make Harmless but really scary Virus

4.How to make a scary shutdown virus that shutsdown the system at every start-up:

5.How to make an extremely deadly virus :

So if you Have read through these posts then you would Have an arsenal of viruses for any occasion .
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